That sounds like a
conversation at my kitchen table!
That’s what she told me outside church after Mass the other day. The roof repair estimators had arrived just
as folks were leaving, stirring curiosity. I explained that they were here to identify the
sources of the leaks damaging the church ceiling. The week before, the first assessor had walked
about on the roof, but determined that information was needed from the “attic”
-- the catwalk and crawlspace between ceiling and roof. Access is possible only through the small
square hatch above the head of the Sacred Heart statue over the main
doors.
Now I admit to being in a state of some agitation, as this seemingly
simple effort had taken on pricey complexity.
The roof assessor called me a day or two later to inform me that a
scissor-lift was required to reach that hatch, which apt but arcane piece of
equipment must be rented at a price not less than $1000. That’s right, folks, a cool grand, just for a
look-see. Now do you understand my
agitation?
Fueled by indignation as I shared the full story with the insatiable
onlookers, I pointed out that the roof to the church was fine -- fine! -- since it dates to 2003, quite young
in roof-years. Moreover, I had
personally seen to the re-flashing of the seams and edges, and the re-sealing of the eyebrow vents, early in my tenure as Pastor, not later than 2008; more recently, I had been veritably breathing
down the neck of our gutter liners and downspout junctions.
As leaks persisted and plaster fell in chunks, evidence pointed to the
eyebrow vents as culprits; but I was convinced that something else was wrong,
because it could not possibly be
anything so recently repaired.
Don't you raise your eyebrows at me, young lady! |
At this point I was forced to admit that after ten years as Pastor here,
I have reached a point where I have fixed, patched, or replaced almost
everything. It seems only humblest
reason to expect it all to work, doesn’t it?
But no! Some things insist on breaking again, sometimes in the same way, and
sometimes in new and creative ways. Which leads to my cri de coeur: didn’t I just fix that?
That’s when she said: That sounds
like a conversation at my kitchen table!
She explained that her family, too, has been in their home for long
enough that their seemingly “brand-new” appliances fail, and “recent” repairs
and restorations crumble. The only
remedy for the anguish and confusion is to retrieve the receipt, often brittle
and yellowed, revealing the purchase or work might not be so recent as the
inverted telescope of memory shows. It’s
a rear-view that should come with a warning in reverse of the one on your
car: objects
in mirror may be further away than they seem.
So yes, folks, I am at that stage as “householder” where the paper trail
tells a startling tale of years gone by, and original sin working its ways on
the material world in rust, decay, and failure.
All things bright and beautiful eventually break and need repair. Alas.
Does this sound like a conversation at your kitchen table?
Later that day of the conversation, the assessment unfolded a happier
tale that not all is turned to dust quite yet.
The culprits are indeed likely the eyebrow vents, not the whole roof, and
not the parts we resealed so recently, but underlying caulk in joints untended
since Stricker strode the parish. This
too can be repaired. We’ll need to keep
after those gutter liners too, of course, most pressingly the expansion joints.
But the really good news came when the roofers told me they had grown so
impatient waiting for the hours-delayed scissor lift that they found they could
access the hatch by combining two ladders they had on their truck, so they
cancelled the rental and the $1000 expense.
And that’s just the sort of happy news that I hope you, too, get to
include sometime soon in a conversation at your kitchen table.
Monsignor
Smith